Weddings.

First of all this is now my 140th post. that makes me happy.

the wedding season has come to an end. i had three to go to and this one was by far the biggest, nicest one. it was located in belleaire michigan and it was my cousin who got married.

it is a great start when you wake up at 630am and are hyper as all hell and then have to drive for four hours. it was fun nonetheless. upon our arrival we were greeted by family and went to our giant two room suite to just hangout and chill for a while. i got to watch some football and even took a little nap. after that rickets and i had to get our tuxedos on and begin to usher everyone in. he properly mixed some admiral with gatorade and we downed it pretty quickly. the ceremony was nice and the bride looked amazing.afterwards we could buy beer downstairs the reception did not start until 530. we asked the bride and groom if we could come on the shuttle bus for photos. we did and just sat in the back rickets and i just talking and drinking. we ended up stopping at short's brewery. upon leaving the bus my cousin goes wait you guys were here the entire time? indeed we were. then we asked a few people within the brewery if they knew where the fresh prince was staying since it was belleaire after a while. the consignment shop lady was the only one who got it. i bought two ringpops and a sucker.

we get back from the shuttle and the bride wants to go change into another gown. rix and i take a shortcut and when the elevator door opens with the bridal party in it, i had my bare ass hanging out mooning everyone.

we get to the reception and take our seats and the whole shebang begins. a 9 piece blues band and amazing food. drinks start pouring and everything starts happening.

there were cameras on all the tables so of course rickets and i had a photo shoot of my ass.

i tried to dance and then my tuxedo pants broke. they would not hold up with safety pins so i had to go put jeans on.
after the band drums up some good music it is time for me to disappear and return as batman. the band begun playing batman and in turn i came running out and took the dance floor. i got to dance with the bride and make everyone laugh. as soon as the song ended i ran back to the room.

i came back with my jeans on and tuxedo top. danced some more and drank lots more.

once it ended we walked back to the room and saw room service metal tops for the food. i decided it was a good idea to use it as a frisbee causing all kinds of noise. in a nutshell it was a lot of fun.

that is pretty much all i remember from the wedding saturday. alls i know is that the view was gorgeous and i had lots of fun.

but as the wedding season seems to come to a close i realize that these weddings are the first in many more to come. there isnt a few week period where someone doesn't get engaged. it does make me feel jealous, but also optimistic and able to pick and choose parts of these weddings to include in mine some day.

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