i come home from the bar. what do i like to do? fuck with my dog of course! my mom bought a big chicken whole rotissere from sam's club yesterday. i ate the shit out of it. but i come home and i always give the dog treats. this is how the events happened....
me: mocha sit
mocha:(sits but cant sit still i just say sit and she hands her left paw)
me:mocha you're a tard.
mocha:sitting with left hand out
me:mocha left paw
mocha:right paw with left paw right after
me:mocha sit still give me the left paw
mocha:right paw
me:you're a tard
me:sit
mocha:left paw raised
after this i lost interest. i love my dog but i'm sure she is tarded.
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